HAPPY MARRIED: LOVE HITS DIFFERENT
Eternal love? More like immediate tactical feedback.
They say marriage is a sacred bond, a union of souls… and occasionally, a session of corrective diplomacy.
This year, we’re skipping the fairy-tale clichés to celebrate the oldest tradition of all: marital diplomacy. This exclusive miniature captures the exact moment a knight is reminded that, no matter how thick his armor is, she always has the last word (and the quickest hand).
YOUR FREE GIFT: IN THE FORMAT YOU CHOOSE
We want this piece to be the highlight of your collection. Get it for FREE on all orders of €50 or more based on these simple rules of engagement:
If you buy STL files: You get the “Happy Married” STL file (plus supports) added to your library for FREE.
If you buy Physical Minis: We will include the “Happy Married” physical miniature in your parcel for FREE.
Automatic & Stackable: No codes required. The gift is added automatically once your cart hits €50. Plus, you can still use your Patreon discount—as long as the total stays above €50 after the discount is applied, the gift is yours!
JUST WANT THE MINIATURE?
Not looking to drop a full order? No problem. The “Happy Married” figure is also available for direct purchase in our shop just like any other product. Your standard member discounts (Patreon, etc.) apply here too.
THE SMALL PRINT
One free gift per order (matching the predominant format of your purchase).
Valid until March 15th, 2026.
The product total must reach €50 after discounts and before shipping/taxes.
Available while physical stocks last.
